OK FINE I WILL BE LESS SELF-RIGHTEOUS AND STUBBORN. Life is not a movie, but life is a movie. Also, my mom expressed her disapproval (a rare occurrence) and thus I have to retract my initial decision to be a stubborn bitch. Hey, person, if you’re out there stalking my Tumblr and seething, I apologize and I mean what I wrote today and it’s gonna keep comin’. Like the Boy Scouts of America, be prepared.